A mildly entertaining waste of 3 minutes

K, it's late and I'm tired but I feel like writing. I have a dedication and responsibility to you, and I feel it is my duty to report to you all. Give yourself a big fucking pat on the back.

I've got nothing to do tomorrow, so assuming nothing comes up, I'll try and write a good post. Anyways, I figured I should write something, so here are some clippets from conversations I've been having recently:

Ving says:
fuck all my ideas are long posts, I wanna write a short one
Coolie says:
write about your penis
Ving says:
good one


Captain Roommate and I were just lounging around the rez last night, chatting about life, when we got to one of our more interesting topics.
Ving:YEAH, LET'S FEED HOT GIRLS OUR BOOGERS!!!
We then proceeded to stick highlighters in our ears and laugh uncontrollably.


JenevereRoberts says: Do you know how to reach ____ in Boston?
Ving says: No my arms aren't nearly long enough
Ving says: HAHAHAHAHAH, I'm priceless
Ving says: but no... yell really loud?


My brother had a semi-erotic dream about somebody he knows and upon confronting her on it, realized that she didn't remember his dream (he's as stupid as I am [check out his blog])
Ving says: Lemme speak to her. I'll defend you
Ving says: Nobody you know likes me neway
[x] - - - - Tia has been added to the conversation
Ving say: Hey Bitch, DaAndMan tells me you don't remember
[x] - - - - Tia says: ........
Ving says: You think you're better than my brother?... 'Cause you're not
Ving says: Nobody is, and if you think that I'll stand for you ignoring the magic, I'll fucking rip out your throat, and eat it!!!!!!!!!!
[x] - - - - Tia says:..... i'll end you
Ving says: BRING IT ON BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ving says: I invented the concept of death. Did you watch 'Passion of the Christ?' Well there's a message there...
Ving says: DON'T FUCK WITH THE JEWS!!!!!
[x] - - - - Tia has left the conversation
Ving says: I don't think she likes me
Ving says: Did I come on too strong?

There. I posted, and I feel better. I know it was nothing special, but at least I kept you busy for 3 minutes. If you still want something to do, check out the comments section of my last post. My brother keeps trash talking about this 'Ash' character, and no... neither of us know who he is.

Well, until tomorrow, keep on trucking.