Q: What has four legs, a tail, and barks?
A: A dog.
Q: How do you know George W. Bush evolved from a monkey?
A: Charles Darwin’s Theory of Evolution.
Q: Why did Martin Sheen ask his son, Emilio Estevez, to change his last name?
A: He doesn’t love him.
Q: What do you call a black person in space?
A: An astronaut.
Q: What’s the difference between Santa Clause and a Barracuda?
A: Santa Claus is a fictional fat man who delivers presents to deserving children once a year, and a Barracuda is a fish.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: How the fuck should I know?
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About Me
- Ving Pranson
- I love you, but I'm not in love with you.
